Husband & Wife

موضوع: Husband & Wife 11/5/2012, 2:37 am

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime

Wife: No darling, it means
With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to
marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will

you give me if I climb the
great Mount Everest

Husband: A lovely Push

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Q: What is the
most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday
A: Just forget it once and you
will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Very Happy

موضوع: رد: Husband & Wife 16/5/2012, 12:40 pm

Nice jokes... thankyou

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موضوع: رد: Husband & Wife 16/5/2012, 2:35 pm

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